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Today we remember the Battle of Hogwarts

Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 15 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and died. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.

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meladoodle:

i wish i had a dick that could shoot bullets so if someone was like ‘is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me’ i’d be like both motherfucker and shoot them

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yall:

One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

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• me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
• crush: no
• me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

lnternetjesus:

yeah ill suck ur dick but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha

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projectpatta:

rapewhistled:

its weird how today will only come once

but even weirder how today i came twice

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